Archive for the 'Quotes' Category

jewelry stores for men

lowe’s and home depot are jewelry stores for men!

- teachstreet.com teacher from indiana

lando calrissian is a pimp

now since i came to the gym, everythings changed. now when i see a pretty woman, i’m like…hold up, i’m lando calrissian. i blew up the second death star.

- lando from jedi gym (via Youtube)

barack obama, the new political start-up

“He is a genuine political start-up that just went public, whether his stock continues to rise…remains to be seen.”

- David Wright, Nightline

“yahoo! commits suicide instead of going with microsoft”

“yahoo! commits suicide instead of going with microsoft”

- the gillmor gang

mix don corleone and the bearclaw

“michael…your father loves you very much. *bearclaw*”

- kuya jun quoting vito corleone.